A few of my favorite things (a song dedicated to the club)

[cloudbear]

Wrist cuffs and blindfolds and long handled lashes
Spread eagled ladies with unshaven snatches
Lovely bare breasts and nipples with rings
These are a few of my favorite things

Doms clad in leather wearing dark glasses
Subs tied bent over with rose colored asses
Nice boys and girls all tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things

Gay boys and bi boys and well dressed transvestites
Gay girls and bi girls and just doing what feels right
3 ways and 4 ways, the occasional fling
These are a few of my favorite things

Hot wax and ky and long training sessions
Voyeurs and fetish and lustful obsessions
The sound of the chains on the slaves as they ring
These are a few of my favorite things

Paddles and feathers and short chained shackles
Soft moans and screams that sometimes raise hackles
The feeling that only a club night can bring
These are a few of my favorite things

So when the boss bites
When the phones ring
When I feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
and then I don't feel so bad

Feel free to add a verse or two!