Mistress Whip Atlanta
04-05-2008, 12:27 PM
I found this online recently.
Enjoy,
MsWhip
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?'
my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked, 'Momma, how do you know
all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms
know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along
in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!'
she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.
'Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face. When you're
finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
Enjoy,
MsWhip
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?'
my daughter asked.
'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs' I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and
asked, 'Momma, how do you know
all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms
know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along
in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!'
she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.
'Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face. When you're
finished laughing, send this to a Mom.