pizzasex
12-09-2007, 07:35 PM
I actually did this, two weekends ago. We had just sat down and ordered our drinks. I saw the waitress coming with them, and said, "Hey - wanna play a joke on the waitress?"
My date said, "I guess..."
When the girl got up to the table, I said, "Wait, let me finish my thought"
turning back to my date I then said (as if we'd been talking about this all along)...
"... well, anyway, that's how I ended up with a hickey on my left butt cheek last weekend..."
My date wanted to crawl under the table, and I said something else (that I can't remember) and she tried to KICK ME! As for the poor waitress, I had not thought about her. There she was, speechless, she said only, "Um, sir, let me get your dinner order and you can go back to talking about your butt after I"m gone".
My date left her a 15% tip, and I doubled it.
WHen I got to the register to pay, the lady asked, "How was everything?"
I told her that the food was good and the waitress was wonderful!
She thanked me and said, "Well, glad to hear it and we're gonna get you out of here as quick as we can!"
I guess the whole staff heard about the pervert at table 16! :cool:
My date said, "I guess..."
When the girl got up to the table, I said, "Wait, let me finish my thought"
turning back to my date I then said (as if we'd been talking about this all along)...
"... well, anyway, that's how I ended up with a hickey on my left butt cheek last weekend..."
My date wanted to crawl under the table, and I said something else (that I can't remember) and she tried to KICK ME! As for the poor waitress, I had not thought about her. There she was, speechless, she said only, "Um, sir, let me get your dinner order and you can go back to talking about your butt after I"m gone".
My date left her a 15% tip, and I doubled it.
WHen I got to the register to pay, the lady asked, "How was everything?"
I told her that the food was good and the waitress was wonderful!
She thanked me and said, "Well, glad to hear it and we're gonna get you out of here as quick as we can!"
I guess the whole staff heard about the pervert at table 16! :cool: