Mistress Whip Atlanta
10-07-2007, 06:55 PM
Copied from The Memphis Flyer.
(1)In April, the Senate Finance Committee found over 450,000 federal employees and retirees owed back federal income taxes about $3billion. About 5% of these people are employees and retirees of the U.S. Tax Court. Government efficiency at work.
(2) A baptist minister in Virginia was arrested at a car wash, wearing a skirt, and allegedly urinating in front of police officers and several children. Police say alcohol was involved.
(3) A lady in Maryland was arrested in a hotel lobby in August. She staggered into a hotel lobby, smeared with fudge, and large pieces of fudge stuffed in her pockets. A nearby bakery was found with a door open, and a display missing from the window. Police say both alcohol and fudge were involved.
This proves once and for all: Some people just can't mix alcohol and fudge.
(1)In April, the Senate Finance Committee found over 450,000 federal employees and retirees owed back federal income taxes about $3billion. About 5% of these people are employees and retirees of the U.S. Tax Court. Government efficiency at work.
(2) A baptist minister in Virginia was arrested at a car wash, wearing a skirt, and allegedly urinating in front of police officers and several children. Police say alcohol was involved.
(3) A lady in Maryland was arrested in a hotel lobby in August. She staggered into a hotel lobby, smeared with fudge, and large pieces of fudge stuffed in her pockets. A nearby bakery was found with a door open, and a display missing from the window. Police say both alcohol and fudge were involved.
This proves once and for all: Some people just can't mix alcohol and fudge.