08-01-2007, 10:03 PM
I saw this on another group and thought it was too cute! Here it is...
Juicy Joke: "When Cardboard Men Come In Handy"
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she
eases
it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the
car
and opens the trunk. Then she takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
them, and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their
nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't
very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged,
approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going
on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?" he asks.
"Helllllooooo!!!" said the blonde, "those are my emergency flashers!"
Juicy Joke: "When Cardboard Men Come In Handy"
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she
eases
it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the
car
and opens the trunk. Then she takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
them, and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their
nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't
very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged,
approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going
on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by the road?" he asks.
"Helllllooooo!!!" said the blonde, "those are my emergency flashers!"